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Who Is The Most Evil?, Let the battle of EVIL begin...
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Who Is The Most Evil?, Let the battle of EVIL begin...
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| Moril |
 Dec 3 2004, 08:18 PM
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Agent  Group: Super Mods Posts: 409 Joined: November 3, 03 Member No.: 15  |
NOTE: This poll is intended for amusement. I originally had George W. Bush on the list, but that would get this moved to Controversial Topics - and this is supposed to be fun. Blitz - this is all in good fun, and I'll take you off the list if you want...
And now... Our first contestant... Marilyn Manson deliberately took his stage name from suicidal sex symbol Marilyn Monroe and Beatles-influenced mass murderer Charles Manson. The name of one of his albums is, appropriately, Antichrist Superstar. Manson is the favorite scapegoat of the religious right - he is allegedly the main reason there are so many black-clad, somber, apparently satanist teenagers. Of course, lyrics like "God is in the TV" ("Rock is Dead" - on the soundtrack to The Matrix) don't help his image or supposed lack of EVIL much. Charles Montgomery Burns, owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, has been shot by a baby, has blotted out the sun, has unsuccessfully run for governor of whatever stare Springfield is in, has attempted to make a suit out of puppies, and has a marked propensity for saying "eeeeeexcellent." He releases the hounds at anyone, no matter how harmless, who dares come within his fence. His evil plots have probably nearly destroyed the world, let alone Springfield. At times, he can seem like a lovable, sentimental old man - but underneath is pure EVIL. The first name of Colonel Sanders is lost to time. This EVIL, EVIL man is responsible for slaughtering more chickens than Alice Cooper on speed. Although allegedly dead, he's probably frozen in a block of ice alongside Walt Disney and Elvis. His creepy smile that has survived into his cartoon incarnation suggests that he takes pleasure in his barbaric industry. In a word, Colonel Sanders is EVIL. Blitzkrieg has created the "ultimate threat" - a pure EVIL description of blood and killing that strikes fear into the hearts of anyone he dislikes. His frightening artwork includes a disturbing buxom female human/lizard in a Santa Claus suit. This EVIL person has corrupted more people on FreedomsNet than all of the above put together. In short this self-described "furvert"/artist is EVIL. Other is the most EVIL of them all. This person will be responsible for a nuclear holocaust in about two seconds. That's all, folks. Choose your EVIL one. |
  
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| The_Nightshift |
Dec 4 2004, 10:01 PM
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FreedomsNet Founder | suprema lex erus voluntas est  Group: Owners Posts: 793 Joined: October 4, 03 From: Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania Member No.: 1 |
Nice topic, although I would've subtitled it "In the event of an emergency, who is most likely to be used as a flotation device" :P (were that possible...IPB doesn't allow subtitles that long, and it would ruin the skin anyway)
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| superbasemaster |
Dec 6 2004, 03:13 PM
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100 Post Club  Group: Members Posts: 151 Joined: June 25, 04 From: Somewhere in the infinite abyss of human existence Member No.: 99 |
For those of you who voted "other" who would it be?
The people up there are already pretty bad... :lol: |
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| Blitzkreig |
Dec 9 2004, 07:56 AM
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Genetically Modified Electric Eel Biological Super Weapon Group: Blitzkreig Posts: 1229 Joined: March 3, 04 From: The U.S. Virgin Islands hoping Prof. Sigma does not find me... Oh crap. I mean New Jersey! Member No.: 55 |
Rofl YES! YES! Mwahahahahah!!! Blatant corruption!!!
Permission to post the ultamate threat with censors? ah never mind it got d3l3373d |
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