Now remember If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought. but we can still burn her. after she makes us Serve the servants. now there are ways of telling if she is a witch. any one know them?

monty python and the holy grail. Witches burn because they're made of wood. Therefore, if she's a witch, she's made of wood. Wood floats in water. Ducks also float in water. Therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's a witch.

By the way, this is really random.

Very Very good!! you win a cookie! but i am sorry...... i don't have any cookies. but at lest you won a cookie.

Some randomness is really good some time......... it good for the soul.......... my soul is sticky so it can't leave me. that was pritty stupid isn't it.

My life is randomness. This is mild, believe me.

I would agree with that assessment

I would agree with your agreeing with that assessment.

[in a British accent]She's a witch! Burn her! (also from Monty Python)

And what do you burn besides witches?
MORE WITCHES!!!!!!!!!

Tartan Plaid.

Ok but non of you get cookies because................. i ate them all.

Save her soul... If she floats, we'll burn her and free her from bondage to witchcraft... If she sinks, we have saved her from prosecution [she's Dead Jim!]... good tactic

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

Serve the servants - Oh no
That legendary divorce is such a bore

WE MUST FEED IT TO A WEREWOLF TO APPEASE HIERCINE!!!

Ok then...

crappy pic ill try to get a better one

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RANDOM!!!



Here's a cookie: (:


Next one to post gets it.

Why thank you

Browine for next person:

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This is beginning to seem a bit OFF TOPIC...

Witches are fun to burn.

I take offense to that (I probably would have been burned). But when Monty Python does it it's funny.

Lol, Moril the Guy witch. I can see it now:


*catchy and annoying theme song*

"He can cast a spell on you, make you happy! Or stand in the dark, and scare are all night. Oooooooo, Ohhhhhh!"

*Dum Dum Dum*


"He's the cream in your coffee, the cake on your plate, the smile in your Happy Meal, the boss when running late! He can take the very worst and make good to go, or take the happiest day of your life and turn it to sor-row! His dependable style makes all the dogs crow, add some more happ-iness to morils!"

No personal attacks please!

Not an attack, but a theme song. We should have a topic on theme songs...........

A theme song making deragatory references to another member...

Its a joke

Yeah and no one ever got hurt jokeing around with knives...

Hey, I laughed.

I started a "Write a song" topic in Chit Chat. Copy and Paste rules. I actually made 3 other stanzas at 4:00 in the morning, but when the sun came up I got so angry that I had insomnia that I fell asleep and forgot 1 of the stanzas