the rules are simple...let's say i post "Once upon a time"....which is 4 words...the next person will post "there was a boy"....and each person posts 4 more words to the story, and no more...if you want to speak out of the story (besides the four words) you should use perenthesis which are ( these ) things...ok? i'll start

Once upon a time

there was a cow

That took a sh** on the ground.

(That wuz 6 letters, [skips the rant])

and was promptly butchered

it likes to burn

and eat chicken pie

that's been preserved poorly

The cow decided to

blow up the world

with a large nuke

He liked bombing things.

with big goat teeth

and god said inadvertantly

"Stop bombing things, you!!!!"

The cow ate God

but god however shotitwithanuzi

then God went gay

and killed THeBAND nirvana (heheh JK)

And went to massachusetts

He saw a concertatwhichKurtCobainGeorgeHarrisonandJimiHendrixcamebackfromthedead.

And then he ate

thedeadprefomersatthe concertandputthemthorestonceagin andtheyallgottoeatfriyedchickenwith curnalsandersandtheyallgothurpees

A wholepit ofnaked gaymen...

and this is homophobic

Soon, lesbians decided to

join with the hippies

theyall got highon LSD

and they chanted "SCREWALLOFYOUFORTRYINGTOFITMOREWORDSINITBYSMUSHINGTHEMTOGETHER" (lol j/p btw)

while eating donuts and

the entire earth exploded

into a ball of

my sister's intestinal gas

that smelled very bad

that killed everyone in

17 stupid seconds later

it burped loudly into

a plastic bottle and

President Bush started drowning

in a puddle of

gasoline, which caught on

which quicly became national...

and the crowd goes

"Look! There's a squirrel!"

the squirrel blew up

and the people cheered

and blew noise makers

and dogs pooped on

the dead squirrel which