this began as a totally pointless word game in another forum, and is now on it's twentieth page and still going strong! Thanks Jollster for making it up =^..^=

The idea is you just say what Fred is, what Fred has, or what Fred wants. It could be something like "Fred is an alcoholic" or "Fred wants a better future for his kids".

The only rule is your post has to start with "Fred is...", "Fred has..." or "Fred wants...". It's not an association game so your post doesn't have to relate to the one before it. And obviously no one can follow on from their own post. I might break this rule.

And to begin, I will post the ORIGINAL, the FIRST, the ONLY... ok well not the only but THE Fred post!

Fred is staring at the viewer as he unbuttons his shirt.

Fred is drooling into the garbage can

Fred wants a Venti chai latte

Fred is very very thirsty and wishes the guy behind the counter would hurry up his order.

fred is spontaniusly combusting with impatiance

Fred is now on a total caffiene high, and knocks himself out against a nearby wall.

Fred is the evil imperial dictator of the world and everyone kneels before him.

Fred was in a barfight

Fred has a large nuclear weapon

You stole kray's Moril... lolz

Fred wants a super computer

Fred wants to take over the world.... mu ha ha ha ha. And it will begin by teaching Moril how to waltz *evil grin*

Fred gives:


http://www.controlwear.com/concert/images/flags/finger1.gif

Fred is opening up an envelope he got in the mail and finds out he would have gotten a raise if he opened the envelope when he got it 6 months ago and that he was fired instead.

Fred is watching Gundam.... and wonders why their names are so much cooler than his X_X

Fred is also wondering why Moril is such an awesome name compared to Rigoletto.

Fred has a wedgie.

Fred plays guitar in a rocking band.

Doesn't start with Fred is, Fred has, or Fred wants

Fred is scary...

fred wants his mommy

Fred has a safety pin with which he we take over the universe.

fred wants a ps2

Fred wants better sentences...
and the name Fred is copywrited...

Fred has a 50 pound carton of milk which he is going to pour on his cat because he hates it and is getting it wet but loves it and is giving it milk, both at the same time.

fred is going nuts... fred has nuts... fred will eat them...

Fred's mom posts this on the fridge:

https://freedomsnet.net/forums/index.php?ac...type=post&id=23

fred wants a b*** job

Dan gets a b*** job.......


errr.............



Fred wants a dollar

*ahem* Do I even have to point out the problem with those last two posts...

fred's new author friend of the administrative persuasion is getting annoyed...

Fred has met Newt Gengrich's daughter.

Fred wants everyone to stop posting his name...

fred is stupid and frank is awsome

Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred -ok ill stop

Fred wonders who has been calling his name...

Fred is getting annoyed

Fred wants to go and eat something


*I love word games