G'day ol' chaps!

I've started this topic so we can practice our language skills:

1.) Accents
a. British!
b. Australian
c. Southern
d. anything else

2.) Languages
a. Spanish!
b. French!
c. Italian! (too bad our school doesn't offer it)
d. German!!
e. And anything else you can come up with

3.) PIRATE!
4.) Old English...our friends are very fond of old english
5.) l33t

yada yada yada

Arrrrrrrrr! ye scuervy knave!!! ye be very strange! i got to tell ye. Never in me bloomin life did me think that this here pathertic soul would walk amug us. *casts the unworthy dog in to the sea* thats what me do to dog that have no place. Arrrrrr! nothing make em soil there briches more than seeing their mates hanging from the gallows or strung to the mezzer mast by a runing bow line. ARRR!!!! faer trade indeed for buissness, Eh Matey?

G'day ol' chaps...

If i do say so meself, i lub the Dauntless...he be answerIn all the live long day and y'all should too.

that was a funky mix of a bunch of accents/dialects

wot in bloody 'ell is this durned soight s'posta be fer?!

Arg Arg Arg
We are the pirates
Who don't do anything
We just stay at home
And lie around
And if you ask us
To do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything!!!

oh goody

Guten tag!!! Willst du pizza??? Ich plane russland zu beherschen. Russlands sprache wird deutsh. Russlands name wird sowjetunion.

~YamiYg88

Hola, bonjour, guten teg, konichi wa, ni ho ma?, howdy, aloha, hi, and the works to you... please speak english for my benefit.
Oh and G'day, hello in the numerous chinese dialects, and a hi-five.

Can translate part for you... Good day. Do you want pizza? The rest I cannot translate... You'll have to figure it out on you own.

~YamiYg88

um, actually, years of a degrading school experience has made pizza a rather dull food
no i don't want any.

In responce to your signature, krayvis, that was actually a joke infolving a WinBeta staff member who abuses the word and also runs his own forums (or rather ran)

ARRRRRR, The_Nightshift... this be not the time nor the place for such pointless observations, ye scurvy administrator! And if ye must say so, then at least say it this way:

"ARRRRRRR! Ahoy, krayvis, me laddie buck! We here on the jolly ship Websitewarpws say "spiffy" because of a scurvy landlubber of a WinBeta man who said it too much... we put him in Davy Jones' Locker afore he could say it a thousand times... he won't be runnin' no forums no more, hahaha. ARRRRRRRRRRR!"

@5 @N aDmIn, I wIlL 5@y wh@7 I 5@Y, Bu7, 70 F0Ll0w In 7h3 @l73R3D 73x7 7R3Nd, H3R3 u G07z mY m3$5@G3: "If U c@n R3@d 7hi5 u g07Z f@r M0R3 C0MpU73r Kn0wL3Dg3 7H@N If u C@N'7"

sometimes they toy with the grammar in 1337

N() w4y

l337 d()3s n()7 |_|s3 symb()ls 4nd |f |_| 7h|nk 7h3y d(), y()|_|'r3 j|_|s7 k|dd|ng |_|rs3lf.

My brain does not seem to be capable of the adaptation of this knowledge. It the boggles understanding.

HP: Does this post office cause confusion in your mind? If it emergency, you acres emergency paying any OF your attention tons posts from Moril.

the most majorly seen version doesn't use |s or _s. there are now many variants of the main theme, though. some use exclusively 4 for a, others use the @ symbol. the same goes for s, which is sometimes put as 5, but other times as $

and to Moril: \\//\\//hatever

W3|| |'m ju$7 7ry|ng 74|$ 0u7. | h@ve never u$ed |7 8ef0re $0 | h0pe | g0tz |7 r|g47. W3|| 0k 74en.... CY@!

~YamiYg88

f|n3 b|_|7 |m s7|ck|ng 7() w4y 4ll 7h3 4zns |_|s3 4nd |_|nl3ss y|_|() h4v3 pr()()f ()f 7h|s s()-c4ll3d f()rm b3|ng |_|s3d m()s7 ()f73n...y34 wh473v3r

all I can say is that in IRC at least its used most offten. But there are probably too many variants now to keep track of

$0 $p3@K 1337 7h3 w4y y0u w4N7

7h@7 50|_|nd5 b3773r 7h@n h@v1ng a 57@nd@rd 1@ng|_|@ge 7h@7 3v3ry 1 g075 2 l3@rn...

by th3 \/\/@y, 1 700k @n 1n5@n3 phr@53 @nd |_|53d g00g13 7r@n51@70r 0n 1t.

Any Pennyroyal Tea? Nevermind.

All your Pennyroyal Tea are belong to us.

oh great, here we go again

All our go are belong to again. All my talk are belong to "All your base are belong to us." All my ha are belong to ha.

Wow! that hurts my brain. if i were you i would go to school or some thing and lern some grammer. and stuff. it will get you smarterer quick. then wont werd. stuff left. wrong*

SYNTAX

I find a syntax, to be only useless. Moreover, the grammar of the English language must damage a recovery exclusively.

That brought to you by the Google translator.

Thanks google translator.

Welcome you are, mmm? Do, or do not. There is no try.

That just confuzes me to no end. I can't unstand you.

The last post brought to you by Yoda.

Oday anyay ofay ouyay eakspay Igpay Atinlay? Igpay Atinlay isay aay oolcay anguagelay - almostay asay ollcay asay Sperantoeay. Iay amay ewnay otay isthay orumfay. Owhay isay everyoneay oingday? Itay isay owingsnay. Aybemay e'llway etgay aay owsnay aday. Atthay ouldway ebay iftynay. Iay on'tday antway otay aketay ymay "Aay Aletay ofay Wotay Itiescay" esttay, oray ymay Ermangay examay.

Iaya amay isteninglay otay Imonsay anday Arfunkelgay anday oingday athmay omeworkhay, utbay ouyay idn'tday eednay otay owknay atthay.

-T

Dude! now thats Totally Confuzing!!! I think I would die befor I Figured that out.

It'say onlyay igpay Atinlay - it'say otnay atthay ifficultday.

Igpay Atinlay isay unfay! It'say otnay ardhay otay earnlay eitheray. Ustjay aketay ethay irstfay etterlay/oundsay ofay eachay ordway anday utpay itay atay ethay enday ofay ethay ordway anday enthay adday "ay"ay - unlessay ethay irstfay etterlay isay aay owelvay. Enthay ustjay adday "ay"ay. Ytray itay!

"Its hard, its hard to find
Oh well, What ever, Nevermind"

i hate pig latin now gibberish is cool.
uhduhgye buhduhget yuhduhgoo cuhduhgant uhduhgunduhduhgerstuhduhgand uhduhgit!!!

Actually, I can understand it, but i can't speak it.

UggaBugga and Bleh are fun as well

Du spk bleh? Glmph. Foooooooooooooooood. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Liscks, ynw? Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.