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krayvis
Is the holiday tradition of an obese old man, capable of magically going down a much thinner chimmney, riding a flying sled pulled by reindeer with supernatural powers delivering gifts to all people not contrary to several modern religions? huh.gif
Blitzkreig
santa was a saint who died a very long time ago... hmm... Saint Nicholas
superbasemaster
Nice description of Santa Krayvis. I'd just like to point out that Santa isn't really obese...just really fat. Trust me I've seen obese people. Brings me to a funny story. My friend went to a carnival and saw a 600 pound man. He asked if he'd ever tried losing weight and the response was:

a. Treadmill- started going backwards when I got on
b. Broke the bench press


To Quote Moril: "That's my 2 cents."
Blitzkreig
ouch... but just to say obeses is 100 pounds overwwight
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