Return of the King comes out tomorrow! YAY!
What NOT to do at Return of the King:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the
hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" -
After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says:
"The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing,
"And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python
style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude
Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking
terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout,
"I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Did you think of all these by yourself?
and the 2nd was long enough... now this...
and i heard there was a battle scene even better than helms deep

did any of you go see all three in a row? some kid skipped school and went to that instead. Another kid just saw ROTK 3 times...

It was a wonderful movie, and a brilliant adaptation of Tolkien's work. It is my favorite installment in both book and film.

No I didn't make them all up, Tanja gave me a link to another forum that had it.

~YamiYg88

i have a big list of what to do during movies but i am not suposed to tell any one. its funny, the only good movie is a movie with a roudy crowd. oh the next time you see a scarey movie and something scary happens throw the tub of pop corn up in the air behind you and run out of the place screaming and ask for your money back.

That works...

Nirvana, you gave yourself away...

Lets see how much i care............. you can't because i realy don't give.

My brother's girlfriend cut school to see the 3 back-to-back.
I saw it twice - and the "What Not To Do" list is from THE DANCING DOVE ez message board, courtesy of Helpla.


~Tanja

I would skip school for anything.

I like school, mostly, but that's just me. *shrug*

"like skool" ?

l-a-m-e-o-, l-a-m-e-o, l-a-m-e-o-, and lame-o was their name-o.

You like school that is so pathetic!!

I like school for the mere fact that I get to talk to friends otherwise, I hate it.

that's the only thing keeping me, and probably a few others, sane.

Well, some classes (math, typing, etc.) are really awful, but most are fun. Like German! And Lit! I *like* learning!

I like math but that doesn't mean I like school... the only good thing about typing class is finishing early and going online. The other good thing about school is FENCING!!!!!!!! Sorry, fencing is a cool sport... excersises the mind and body. But... yea... School is good cuz u need schooling to get a job and get $$ but it sucks cuz you wanna get a nice job and $$ now

I have no one to talk to in gym class... [grEif]

Hey Krayvis you spelled GRIEF wrong! "greif" wow. I expected more out of you.

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD... and not "GOOD GRIEF!", it's a typo... have you ever expected my intelectual powers of nothingness to exceed that of a school vocabulary book?

wow Im so offended chipmunk what so you dont consider me an asset to gym???

Ok, break it up, move it along now, nothing to see, nothing to see

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Back on topic (for the first time in a while...)

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geesus Lord of the Rings is the WORST movie eveR!


hrm you just gave me some ideas. maybee some time this weekend ill go to the movies with my friends and do all of that crap.

Come on Man. I was just pointing it out... DRAMATICALLY! lol. So are you calling me a school vocabulary book? ok...back on subject.(by the way if you want to respond to that PM me or the Nightshift might get ticked he already told us to get on topic)

I personally don't like the Lord of the Rings series that much, I'm more for the science fiction stuff....if you want to talk about movies go post at my "WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TOPIC" in chit chat....

EDIT: funny post Blitz

The reason I did that is because Kray is an anthropomorpic chipmunk. Why?.. BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!
Long story I might post a pic later. Unless kray is ashamed or dose not want me to.

...My madd photoshop skillz...

Back O.T.

I bet that will be a laugh! Krayvis has some photo-editing skills of his own...but they're not too substantial in my mind....