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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, Funness
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, Funness
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| YamiBattousai |
 Dec 16 2003, 08:02 PM
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“`à‚Ìl‚ÌŽEŠQŽÒ  Group: Site Admin Posts: 459 Joined: October 22, 03 From: Japan Member No.: 5  |
Return of the King comes out tomorrow! YAY!
What NOT to do at Return of the King: 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 15. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" |
  
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| krayvis |
Dec 19 2003, 08:32 PM
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Obey the Fruit  Group: Super Mods Posts: 629 Joined: October 24, 03 From: Oh, about a few million millimeters from where you are. Member No.: 11 |
Did you think of all these by yourself? :huh:
and the 2nd was long enough... now this... and i heard there was a battle scene even better than helms deep |
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| Tracidini |
Dec 20 2003, 03:53 PM
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Worse than Krayvis Group: Super Mods Posts: 263 Joined: October 21, 03 From: Lost in Confusion Member No.: 3 |
did any of you go see all three in a row? some kid skipped school and went to that instead. Another kid just saw ROTK 3 times...
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| Moril |
Dec 21 2003, 11:34 AM
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Agent Group: Super Mods Posts: 409 Joined: November 3, 03 Member No.: 15 |
It was a wonderful movie, and a brilliant adaptation of Tolkien's work. It is my favorite installment in both book and film.
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| YamiBattousai |
Dec 22 2003, 04:16 PM
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“`à‚Ìl‚ÌŽEŠQŽÒ Group: Site Admin Posts: 459 Joined: October 22, 03 From: Japan Member No.: 5 |
No I didn't make them all up, Tanja gave me a link to another forum that had it.
~YamiYg88 |
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| Nirvana |
Dec 23 2003, 01:31 PM
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Scentless Apprentice  Group: Members Posts: 232 Joined: December 22, 03 From: In Utero Member No.: 33 |
i have a big list of what to do during movies but i am not suposed to tell any one. its funny, the only good movie is a movie with a roudy crowd. oh the next time you see a scarey movie and something scary happens throw the tub of pop corn up in the air behind you and run out of the place screaming and ask for your money back.
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| Moril |
Dec 24 2003, 09:29 PM
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Agent Group: Super Mods Posts: 409 Joined: November 3, 03 Member No.: 15 |
That works... :D
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| YamiBattousai |
Dec 25 2003, 11:58 AM
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“`à‚Ìl‚ÌŽEŠQŽÒ Group: Site Admin Posts: 459 Joined: October 22, 03 From: Japan Member No.: 5 |
Nirvana, you gave yourself away...
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| Nirvana |
Dec 25 2003, 08:48 PM
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Scentless Apprentice Group: Members Posts: 232 Joined: December 22, 03 From: In Utero Member No.: 33 |
Lets see how much i care............. you can't because i realy don't give.
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| August Die She Must |
Jan 7 2004, 03:32 PM
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Resident Gamin Group: Members Posts: 52 Joined: January 6, 04 From: Wouldn't *you* like to know? Member No.: 41 |
My brother's girlfriend cut school to see the 3 back-to-back.
I saw it twice - and the "What Not To Do" list is from THE DANCING DOVE ez message board, courtesy of Helpla. ~Tanja |
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| Nirvana |
Jan 7 2004, 05:18 PM
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Scentless Apprentice Group: Members Posts: 232 Joined: December 22, 03 From: In Utero Member No.: 33 |
I would skip school for anything.
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| August Die She Must |
Jan 7 2004, 08:45 PM
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Resident Gamin Group: Members Posts: 52 Joined: January 6, 04 From: Wouldn't *you* like to know? Member No.: 41 |
I like school, mostly, but that's just me. *shrug*
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| BlueHyde |
Jan 23 2004, 06:43 PM
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Steve Miller's Space Cowboy(i also call joker and midnight t Group: Super Mods Posts: 241 Joined: November 26, 03 Member No.: 24 |
"like skool" ? <_<
l-a-m-e-o-, l-a-m-e-o, l-a-m-e-o-, and lame-o was their name-o. |
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| Nirvana |
Jan 29 2004, 06:42 PM
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Scentless Apprentice Group: Members Posts: 232 Joined: December 22, 03 From: In Utero Member No.: 33 |
You like school that is so pathetic!!
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| YamiBattousai |
Jan 31 2004, 03:35 PM
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“`à‚Ìl‚ÌŽEŠQŽÒ Group: Site Admin Posts: 459 Joined: October 22, 03 From: Japan Member No.: 5 |
I like school for the mere fact that I get to talk to friends otherwise, I hate it.
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